Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Great Obama




Obama and Hillary
Yashomati maiya se bole Obama:"Hillary kyun gori........ Main kyun Kala"!
_Who is Obama ........ ?

OBAMA
O-Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A – America


Friday, January 23, 2009

Jokes .. a cool collection of mine :)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A teacher miss "W" was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, W said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." ......... Stupid W haha :) pagli

My Favourite songs

My Favourite songs :



O mere Dill k chain..



Yun To Akela Hi AksarGir Ke Sambhal Sakta Hoon Main
Tum Jo Pakad Lo Haath Mera
Duniya Badal Sakta Hoon Main

Maanga Hain Tumhe
Duniye Ke Liye

Ab Khud Hi Sanam Faisla Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain

Chaen Aaye Mere Dil Ko Dua kijie .......... Dedicated to .......

Nitin's law of life
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Why do we think b4 we act each time...?
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.

A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.

It's better to be trusted than liked, under promise - Overperform.The key to happiness and success is to have a dream. All the flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today. You always pass failure on the way to success.You have to wake up in order for your dreams to come true. Don’t let lack of praise nip you in the bud. The surest way to go broke is to sit around and wait for a break. The only thing worse than an alarm going off is the one that doesn't.An ego trip won't get you anywhere. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little extra. If you want the rainbow you got to put up with the rain. Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles.A natural tendency is to want to be understood rather than understand.Don't prepare for rainy days without enjoying today's sunshine.

Keep your heart a little softer than your head.

Don’t think there are no crocodiles just because the water is calm.Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

Growing old is when fun is a lot more work. Never insult a crocodile until you've crossed the river. If you don't lie down no one can walk on you.