WAKE UP CHAMPU .................

Arzz Kiya hai ...

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife

Non-happening thi jo uski life

Champu ko na milta tha aaram

Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool

Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul

Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline

Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best

Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest

Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami

Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal

Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal

Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha

Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya

Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya

Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"

"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"

"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"

Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"

"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"

"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"

"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"

"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"


(WAKE UP CHAMPU)

Song from software eng.

Song from software eng.


अभी अभी तो प्यार का PC किया है चालु
अपने दिल के Hard Disk पे और कितनी Files डालु

अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ dost अपने pc का Password तो बताओ

आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं

आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File

Height of recession... .......

Height of recession... .......

डूबते हुए आदमी ने
पुल पर चलते हुए आदमी को
आवाज़ लगाई " बचाओ बचाओ"
पुल पर चलते आदमी ने नीचे
रस्सी फेंकी और कहा आओ...


नदी में डूबता हुआ आदमी
रस्सी नहीं पकड़ पा रहा था
रह रह कर चिल्ला रहा था
मै मरना नहीं चाहता
ज़िन्दगी बड़ी महँगी है
कल ही तो मेरी एक MNC में नौकरी लगी है ...

इतना सुनते ही पुल पर चलते
आदमी ने अपनी रस्सी खींच ली
और भागते भागते वो mnc गया
उसने वहां के HR को बताया की
अभी अभी एक आदमी डूबकर मर गया है
और इस तरह आपकी कंपनी में
एक जगह खाली कर गया है

मैं बेरोजगार हु मुझे ले लो
HR बोली दोस्त तुमने आने में देर कर दी
अब से कुछ देर पहले हमने उस आदमी को लगाया है
जो उसे धक्का देकर तुमसे पहले यहाँ आया है.

Strong n better India Calling

इतिहास तर आहेच पण आम्ही आता एक "उज्ज्वल" भविष्य घडवीत आहोत कारण हल्ली इथे श्वास विसरत चाललायं जगण्याचा अर्थ, आकुंचल्या आहेत इथे माणुसकीच्या कक्षा.

Vision 20/20 can be achieved only by young generation of India.
It is well known that India is home to a significant proportion of youth of the world today.
Now with elections soon , youth needs to think seriously for a ferfect path for Bright India.

The plunder of India can be ended with political power in their hands.

All the imperialists of the world are eyeing India as a source of technical manpower.

They are looking at our boys and girls as a source of talents at low costs for their future super profits.
If Indian youth make up their mind and work in close unity with working class people, they can foil the plans of Imperialism and Bourgeoisie.

The workers, peasants, women and youth will ensure that there is work for all.

They will ensure that what is produces is geared towards providing adequacy for all members of society.

Happy Valentines Day ;)

Will u be my Valentine

I think of you often...I do,
From morning 'till evening I do,
When memories bring laughter
Or moments bring pain,
There is faithfulness, too, once again.

And time always shows me
And God always shows me
Both sunshine and rain,
How, we gain yearly
From the love we're share dearly.


I'm so glad,
I'm so glad,
I miss you all
Please Be my Valentine
Just for 1 day for a heart of Mine ……………

For Few more poems
i know u will definitely visit my site
either nitinslaw or jokerspark
all are now mine
read the articles just once
dear u will always remain healthy,fit n fine

with right hand on my heart , i tell u Guys
above poem is original thought of mine .... ;)


It isn’t hard to be good from time to time … What’s tough is being good every day.









Thanks & Regards,





Thanks & Regards
__ Single Dudes n co ltd

What's up on Valentine's day ........

Vacancies in Hearts will soon be diplayed b4 10th feb .................. keep in touch with blog

Great Obama

Obama and Hillary
Yashomati maiya se bole Obama:"Hillary kyun gori........ Main kyun Kala"!
_Who is Obama ........ ?

OBAMA
O-Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A – America

Jokes .. a cool collection of mine :)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A teacher miss "W" was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, W said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." ......... Stupid W haha :) pagli

My Favourite songs

My Favourite songs :



O mere Dill k chain..



Yun To Akela Hi AksarGir Ke Sambhal Sakta Hoon Main
Tum Jo Pakad Lo Haath Mera
Duniya Badal Sakta Hoon Main

Maanga Hain Tumhe
Duniye Ke Liye

Ab Khud Hi Sanam Faisla Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain

Chaen Aaye Mere Dil Ko Dua kijie .......... Dedicated to .......

Nitin's law of life
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Why do we think b4 we act each time...?
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.

A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.

It's better to be trusted than liked, under promise - Overperform.The key to happiness and success is to have a dream. All the flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today. You always pass failure on the way to success.You have to wake up in order for your dreams to come true. Don’t let lack of praise nip you in the bud. The surest way to go broke is to sit around and wait for a break. The only thing worse than an alarm going off is the one that doesn't.An ego trip won't get you anywhere. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little extra. If you want the rainbow you got to put up with the rain. Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles.A natural tendency is to want to be understood rather than understand.Don't prepare for rainy days without enjoying today's sunshine.

Keep your heart a little softer than your head.

Don’t think there are no crocodiles just because the water is calm.Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

Growing old is when fun is a lot more work. Never insult a crocodile until you've crossed the river. If you don't lie down no one can walk on you.